Last week, I brought you some of my favourite Climate Change Getaways. Today, we round off with these brand new destinations to explore!
Food Capitals World Wide
Food availability is likely to plummet in the wake of serious Climate Change. With changing seasons, uneven rainfall, depletion of soil nutrients and an angry bee population, pollination and crop productivity is likely to drop. Get a foie grois fix at your favourite French capital, tuck into some dumplings at your local Chinese super city or just savour that sliced bread that you have in the morning, because the greatest invention in human history is likely to be scarce. Oh and don’t forget the wine! Never forget the wine!
Africa
Do you like water and enjoy people showing you around? Well this is the place to be! Go on safari and spot the Big Five, explore the wonders of Ancient Egypt or take a camel to the desert. With water sources and food production dropping like its hot, this third world may just have no one left. Unless you like your accommodation uber rustic, enjoy the emptiness of a desert without a guide or just love having a dehydrated tongue, come now to see this sandy home.
Bangladesh
This low lying neighbour is set to become the next big Atlantis. But unlike our pacific island friends, this bad boy will displace over 150million people! Woah! So where are they all going to go? Maybe Oz! CLIMATE CHANGE REFUGEES FTW! You’ll be kicking yourself when they get here and tell you just how amazing the place was before being eaten by Poseidon’s wrath so get in quick so you can share in their stories.
A Night with Frosty the Snowman
Do you long for the comfort of Frosty the Snowman and spend your summer days filled with longing and anticipation for those cold, chilly nights where the snowfalls heavy and frost fills the air? Or for that matter, have you ever seen snow and want to know what all the fuss is about (for the record, its cold)? Well get in quick before it all melts and your beloved Frosty empties into a pedestrian puddle. Enjoy last minute skiing, snowboarding, snow angelling, yellow snow cone eating, tabogganing and all of your other favourites before the warm winters set in, turning your winter wonderland into a malaria infested sesspool.
New York City
This concrete jungle where dreams are made of may just have to shut off its neon lights. With temperatures on the rise, this condensed mega city filled with sky rise metallic structures is set for more blazing summers. The Urban Heat Island Effect guarantees that any big city will experience way more degrees warming than other places. And unless you’re comfortable with frying in the sun or have the luxury of a portable air conditioner, get to NYC ASAP before Alicia Keys and Jay-Z will have to think of a new place to sing and rap about.
You’ve got the ideas, now scurry on quick before the world decides to:
There are so many places to see and really, so little time, so take a mental note of this list and start planning your next vacation! If you want more ideas, check out the Top 10 Places Already Affected by Climate Change or 100 Places To Go Before They Disappear. It’s an exciting time to be alive my friends, so take this unique opportunity while it still lasts!



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