Where did all the Emos go?

Here’s a quick bit of science for you.

It was only a few years ago that emos were everywhere. They were strolling down malls with their black skinny jeans, punk-rock jewellery and asymmetrical fringe haircuts. But where did they all go?

Perhaps times have changed and the hipster was the natural progression. Perhaps all the emos eventually grew up and there wasn’t a new batch of emos to replace them. Or perhaps, all the emos just died out?

See the hair covering the eyes? yeah, that means no depth perception. That's bad. Image by IllaZilla

See the hair covering the eyes? yeah, that means no depth perception. That’s bad. Image by IllaZilla

Fringes can be a dangerous thing, especially when the hair covers one of your eyes. The absence of two eyes to assist in vision would put an end to depth perception. Without depth perception they couldn’t judge distance well. Coupled with their love for the darkness, their eyesight was… Could it be that all the emos went strolling in the park one day and fell in a big ditch because they couldn’t see properly.

Depth perception guys…you need it

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