Here’s a quick bit of science for you.
Have you ever looked at a magazine, billboard or television advertisement and noticed how utterly depressed the male models look. Sure, most of them are trying to be sexy and charming, but really, how many of them do you notice with a smile?
None…well some, but not many!
Well apparently, many women really don’t find happiness attractive, at least on a primal carnal level. All the smiling and fulfillment of life really doesn’t get women going. What’s more important apparently is a sense of pride and moodiness.
But why would smiling be so gross? Apparently, smiling might make a man look more feminine or show a lack of dominance. The moral of the story: real men don’t smile.