Here’s a bit of quick science for you

Are you a red-blooded he-man who scoffs at vegetarians? Do you laugh and mock other men for not eating meat? Well your laughing days are over

Men who eat red meat smell worse than men who don’t eat meat.

And who says they smell worse? Women

Two sets of men were put on meat and non-meat diets for two weeks. After that time, their pits were swabbed and given to some very brave women to smell.

The women found that vegetarians smelled significantly more attractive than their meat counterparts. They smelt more pleasant and less intense.

The moral of the story: don’t laugh at vegetarians, they smell better than you.